I feel like this is going to be a good year.

So today my APush teacher gave us a quiz so this girl jokingly asked hey what’s the first answer and my teacher really quietly said “your mom”.

Anonymous asked:
I love how a lot of people say that if they went on a date with you they'd take you to see dogs when if they did you'd probably pay more attention to the dogs than to them

asian:

Youre 100% correct

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

lochnessamonster:

Different shades of hibiscus.

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

thecutestofthecute:

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

Seriously though

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CAN

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ANYONE

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NOT

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LIKE

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DOGS

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HOW ???????!!!!???!!!!!

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saddeer:

I remember in middle school the girls were taught not to make fun of boys voices cracking but the boys were never told to mind our feelings about body changes/periods/emotional changes

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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umplify:

stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed