howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

Here’s the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPaoszr11U

Reblog if your names not Rick

lifesariskygame:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!

So much unrickness

sassykardashian:

aware-and-content:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

There is a global helium shortage though

The divorce rate is at 52% though

Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

(Source: lanadelreycist)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

23,607 plays

dettsu:

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You’re on the phone with your boyfriend he’s upset

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He’s going off about something that you said

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He doesn’t get your humor like I do

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I’m in the room it’s a typical Tuesday night

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I’m listening to the kinda music he doesn’t like

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He’ll never know your story like I do

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He wears mainstream, I wear plain fleece

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He’s at the club and I’m watching TV

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Dreaming ‘bout the day that when you wake up and find

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That what your looking for has been here the whole time

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If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

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Been here all along so why can’t you see

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You belong with me, you belong with me

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Walking the streets with you and your tight-fit jeans

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I can’t help thinkin’ this is how it ought to be

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Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself 

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Hey isn’t this easy

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And you’ve got a smile that could light up the whole town

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I haven’t seen it in a while since he’s brought you down

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You say you’re fine, I know you better than that

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Whatcha doing with a guy like that?

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He wears mainstream, I wear plain fleece

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He’s at the club and I’m watching TV

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Dreaming ‘bout the day that when you wake up and find

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That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

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If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

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Been here all along so why can’t you see

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You belong with me

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Standin’ by and waitin’ at your backdoor

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All this time how could you not have known, baby

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You belong with me

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You belong with me

"I hope
you never
regret me."

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist)