angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

(Source: disneyfilm)

ticytacs:

ladyinterior:

Paper Art, Maude White

and I didn’t want to cut out bat silhouettes 

woodmeat:

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

a sad adult with a dead career

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

"My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them."

(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander)

the-grand-high-blood:

petrichor-and-holy-water:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

And apparently very cuddly

I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats. 

(Source: extranioser)